So tonight marks my entry into the world of the blog. I have always thought of starting one but never set aside the time. Well today I was pushed over the edge by a tweet saying I am negative. That is right folks I in my spongy little brain think someone called me out as a negative human being. If I can remember the exact phrase that I believe is pointed to yours truly(who are we kidding here of course I fucking remember) it was "a bitter, angry human with nothing positive to say".
So watch out the floodgates are open of that I am positive.
Let us start there with positive. I positively love my wife. I adore my children. I enjoy my job. I am cocksure and happy in life.
Do not let the fact that I do not tolerate stupidity, ignorance and express my displeasure with certain situations or people as me being a little bitter man with nothing nice to say. I will be the first to say that my go to phrase is " I hate people" and you know what I sure do hate me some people. Get over it.
This blog, my twitter @drunknegativity, and my facebook page will not be dictated by what others like or want to hear. It will be what I want to say and if you like it fine, if you don't you know where you can put it. There I go being negative again.
Well I am in the pool now. Get ready for some waves. Tomorrow I think we will talk movies. Until then I leave you with this quote from the 2001 hit film COCKFIGHT "Cockfighting is something that has no place anymore in civilised society I do not care how much of an audience the contest draws".
Well, cousin, here you go surprising me again, this time with your writing skill. Oh, sure, the post is hilarious and I love what you have to say, but the skill with which you say it ... awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou impress me a little more every day. Man, am I lucky to know you.
Um, wait a minute....this is MY phrase " I hate people". That is why I can NEVER have a job that deals with people.
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